Date: Sun, 20 Jul 1997 19:10:30 -0700 From: Eros Publishing Subject: Press Release Press Release Topic: The Abbey of Saint Joan Presents Mass And Weenie Roast The Abbey Of Saint Joan, an order of the international Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, invites all good Catholics and sinners to participate in the first annual Abbey Of Saint Joan High Mass and Weenie Roast to be held at Aubrey's infamous dungeon, September 7th, 2 PM. The cost is $30.00 per person, limited to 30 people, so make your reservations early. There will also be the opportunity to get a Polaroid picture taken of yourself on a Saint Andrew's cross to prove to the world that you are the martyr that you always knew you were. Confession will be by donation. Participants will also be required to sign a liability waiver, releasing organizers of any liability due to the damnation of participants' immortal soul. For more information, call the Nun-O-Rama hot line at 206-860-3666. Proceeds benefit The Abbey of Saint Joan and The Pride Foundation. Due to the sensitive nature of this material, viewer discretion is advised.