Date: Wed, 5 Jul 1995 22:00:34 -0500 (CDT)
From: Kevyn Jacobs <kevyn@KSUVM.KSU.EDU>
To: "Manhattan Queers Email List [MQ]" <MQ@casti.com>
Subject: Party Invitation (fwd)


	THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME AT A
	    GAY PARTY, ISN'T IT?


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 CO HOSTED BY: Eric Shuberg & Tim Stout
   WHEN: August 26th, 1995  * 9:00 to ?
   WHERE: 109 N. 9th * Manhattan, Ks.
MORE INFO: (913) 537-6127 or (913)776-2191


           TOP TEN WAYS TO GET
        THROWN OUT OF A GAY PARTY:
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10. Openly admit to coming for the free booze.

 9. White slacks & white patent leather shoes = immediate expulsion.

 8. Stare like a deer in headlights at the guys/girls kissing in the
    corner.

 7. Not always, but usually speaking ill of either Barbara Streisand or
    Madonna is a bad idea.

 6. Begrudge someone of the opposite sex for not jumping into your lap
    and begging you to marry him/her.

 5. Violence of any kind is NOT tolerated.

 4. two words: Bible thumpers.

 3. Be a minor and drink.

 2. Criticize the host's decor.  We dare you.

 1. Maliciously call someone "faggot," "fag," or "dyke."  You will be
    thrown out the door so quickly, your breeding little chromosomes will
    be scrambled to the point of gender confusion.