Subject: Top Ten Benefits of Visiting Disneyland During Boycott
From: Laurie McBride <[email-masked]>
Date: Tue, 1 Jul 1997 18:14:14

Top Ten Benefits of Visiting Disneyland During The Southern
Baptist Boycott...

10.  Pirates of the Caribbean now chase down missionaries instead of 
       townspeople and bar wenches
  9.  Shorter lines at "It's a Small Mind" ride
  8.  Re-introduction of "lost" 8th dwarf: "Fruity"
  7.  Personal reminiscences from Mickey, including stories of college
       experimenting with Goofy
  6.  15 million less visitors means Disney in price war with Opryland
  5.  Public cross-dressing on "Lace Mountain"
  4.  Donald's new nemesis: Baptist Bunny
  3.  Better dance club at newly-remodeled "Tomorrow Night Land"
  2.  Newest addition to Epcot's parade of nations: Lesbos
  1.  Newest Attraction: "Miss Ellen's Wild Ride Out of the Closet"

[kudos to the author, unknown]