Submitted On: December 19, 1993

Well, you've written your list, and haven't had the time to check it 
twice, and you've got all of these blanks yet to fill...well, never fear...

VENUS ENVY IS QUEER!

Stuff your stocking (or anyone else's, for that matter) with VENUS ENVY'S 
SMASH SEASONAL HIT, "I'LL BE A HOMO FOR XMAS," available on cassette for 
ALL of your holiday gift-giving needs.

Featuring LEGENDARY FAVORITES SUCH AS "I Hate the Holidays," "Oh Little 
Town in Michigan," "Silent Dyke," "Rhonda the Lezbo Reindeer," "The 12 
Gays of Xmas," and, of course, the title track, "I'll be a Homo for Xmas."

It's the gayest gift you'll ever give--perfect for friends, lovers, 
potential dates, and uptight Scrooges who need a little spice in their 
lives.  Rumor has it that it's the #1 item on Lon Mabon's wish-list 
(nudge nudge, wink wink--yeah--and pigs are flying past my window...)

To insure that your holiday season will be at its queerest, order the 
cassette (as seen/written about in SHOCKING GRAY and THE ADVOCATE) 
now--$12.00, which includes shipping and handling, in check or money 
order form to:  VENUS ENVY  PO BOX 19501  Seattle, WA  98109.

And tell them Heidi sent you!