Here you are, the latest version of mdi. Christina ________ \ / Christina Zennaro |zennaro@iesd.auc.dk \ / Dept of Math and Comp Science |AUD-106 \ / University of Aalborg |Frederik Bajersvej 7 \/ Denmark |DK-9220 Aalborg S0 "Call me straight and I'll sue." MDI: B TE**FB!!!H**O**M***S!!K!!L V G PC-PC**W!A SB!TB!!HF* --begin included file-- MuffDiva Index THe B factor (Boots/heels verses Berkenstocks/Sneakers) !! Never caught dead out of Heels of Boots (may even wear them to bed) ! Boots/Heels most of the time, Berks may show up at sporting events or trips home. blank Owns both, wears both * Berks or sneakers most of the time, Boots or heels when on a date (or on the prowl) ** Wouldn't wear heels even at gunpoint TE (The Trendy/Earthy fashion factor) !! Wouldn't be caughgt dead in anything from last years Elle (or Details/GQ) ! Trendy most of the time, has her earthy laid back moments blank Trendy and earthy in equal amounts * trendy on occasion, like holidays or her birthday. ** Earth mother Goddess FB (The Femme/Butch Factor we go to a three ! scale here!!!) !!! Sto-o-one butch.Don't touch me, just take off your clothes !! She is Butch. She opens doors, pushes in the chair and unscrews -all- the jar lids. ! Butchish, with a femmy side blank No one can tell and she likes it that way * Femmish, rolls up her sleaves with the best of 'em ** She's a lady. Only wears pants for gardening. *** Elizabeth Taylor got nothin' on you. H (Hair Length) *** Completley bald. Shaves at least once every two weeks (mmmm, that stubble on your thighs...) ** Close crop. Haircut every four weeks like clockwork. * Short with a couple of sexy waves blank Bobbed to the neck. She might be growing it out. ! Longish. Just enough for a sexy swing. !! Long and wild. A lioness. !!! Hair to the butt. Hair whipping a specialty. O (The Olivia Factor (wimmins music tastes)) *** Owns the entire Olivia/Redwood catalogue, ever Mellisa Etheridge, KD Lang, Michelle shocked, Two Nice Girls, etc. never missed Michigan ** Has a healthy collection, has been to Michigan at least twice * Likes it, doesn't die for it. Went to Mich. once for the experience. blank Can take it or leave it ! Doesn't care for it, but if the potential girlfriend wants to put it on the stereo... !! Won't listen unless bargained with ("We can listen to Nine Inch Nails next, I promise...") !!! Would leave (the house, the relationship) first M (Muscle factor) !!! Competes in the Ms. Olympia contests, cracks nuts with ner biceps !! Very Buff ! Aerobic queen blank can't tell with her clothes on * softish, roundish ** check those curves! *** Sink into my pillows, baby, this is the Goddess personified. S (sex or slut factor - every code's gotta have one) ** Strictly polygamous, can't even spell monogamy * Can be polygamous, just as happy with threeways with the Significant Other and some chick at the Sex Club blank negotiable, completley ! monagamy oriented but will experiment !! Just you and me forever, babe. K (the neccessary kink factor) !! Likes everything - and we mean everything! ! Picks and chooses what she likes, will try anything at least once, probably twice blank kink neutral * has definate solid boundries not to be crossed ** Vanilla, definatley. L (Leisure time factor) ** always running on the way to the next match she is about to play * works out every week but enjoys friends over for a chat too blank enjoys both working out and quiet times ! goes for a walk occasionally but prefers to read a good book and have friends over for dinner !! "Where is the f*****g remote......." PC (yes that too, and here it is appropriate with the judgement of the +'s and -'s.) ++ certainly knows better that me what that is + mostly pc blank does not worry about being pc - likes to offend the pc-police now and then -- couldn't care less about what the pc-police says The PC factor: *** A true revolting hag. Ex-jailbird, tax resister, or otherwise on the barricades. ** Good lefty. Volunteers, marches, but has a real job too. * Goes to demos primarily to cruise women. blank Apolitical. ! Moderate to conservative. If the Republicans weren't so anti-gay, she might vote for them. !! Loyal Republican. Voted for Reagan and Bush every time. !!! (included for balance only) Phyllis Schlafly. V (what she will put in her mouth or accept in others): !! Eats, drinks, or smokes anything or likes those who do. ! Has limits but is experimental. blank Doesn't (often) indulge but accepts other's vices. ** Perfers non-using vegetarians but will make allowances. * Organic vegetables and brown rice only. V(m) Meateating V(s) Smoking V(a) Alchohol V(o) Other (whatever your little heart desires...) Use +'s as intensifiers... Thus V(m)+++ Won't sit down to a meal if there's no dead flesh on her plate. V(s)+ Smokes a bit, but doesn't object to doing it outside V(a) Indulges occasionally G Goddess Factor *** Dianic priestess, paints herself with moonblood sith here Sisters during the new moon every month. designing her own Truly Inclusive Wimmin's Tarot deck. ** Into Womenspirit. Has all of Z. Budapest's books. Circles with other wimmin pccasionally, or does solitary rituals. * Vaguely interested. Has read a bit, but doesn't do a lot. blank neutral ! What's wonenspirit? !! Prefers to reclaim existing traditions. !!! Religion and spirituality are a trap and are sidetracking wimmin who would otherwise be useful to The Movement. The W factor (Wallet): !! harley leather w/chain ! leather represents me, harley doesn't blank don't have one/don't care * claiborne, klein, whatever comes free w/the makeup set ** gucci or go home The A factor (Automobile): !!! Dykemobile (a van or other multi-passenger vehicle able to transport 7 to 9 lesbians, their dogs and attendant gear to major lesbithian events around the U.S., Canada & Mexico. Options should include a six speaker sound system, cup holders, kids' car seats, plenty of kleenex, room for a cooler stocked with treats, a roof rack for all "else" that can't be left behind, and of course dog/cat kennels. Oh yeah, and lots of spare sunglasses) !! Big Dyke Truck ! Baby Dyke Truck Blank Financial or other situation renders this category meaningless * Car like your parents would drive ** Zippy little foreign thang (or tasteful domestic rendering thereof) v{p} plane, one + for each passenger, one @ for each engine v{b} bike, +bicycle, !Hog, %honda, #yami, *dirtmachine v{a} auto, !!! family bus, !! truck serious, !truck baby, blank broke, * sedate sedan, ** zippy thing, *** dyke sports car. v{s} skates/skis, ! skis, * inline, +snow mobile, blank is none SB scale !!! only sleep with womn who sleep only with womn who.. (and live on lesbian land, /r)would like to) !! doesn't boink boys, lives in a wimmin only household ! likes men fine, they just don't do much for ya blank ?? * loves lesbian culchah, but somehow manages to find a few men appealing (95% dyke) ** bi Top/bottom factor: !!! Goes out to bars packing--maybe even to work! !! Would you like that in small, medium, large, or XXXL? ! Packing? Well, I've tried it... ;) Perfect switch * Prefers the receiving end, but not absolutist about it... ** Do me baby! *** My top gets her pleasure from seeing me writhe in ecstasy HF (Hick factor): ! a major league farm dyke * for all you big city babes.